Make a Doug very happy this holiday season

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Is your name Doug?  How about your Dad?  Brother?  Ex-roommate?  Favorite uncle?  Have we got a deal for you…we’re going to have a Special Holiday Sale starting November 1 on the website where you can buy a whole case (27 bags) of the world’s best nuts for only $85 (plus shipping).  Wow.  No more standing in line at cash registers.  Sleep in on Black Friday.  Avoid the whole seasonal craziness.  Watch smugly as your relatives and friends circle the mall endlessly looking for a parking place.  Details to come.  Stay tuned, citizens!

Doug wants to hear from you!